Are you a blue-neck?

By now I'm sure you've heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here
are some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern
cousins:

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF:
1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."
2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!
3. You don't have any problem pronouncing "Worcestershire
sauce."
4. For breakfast, you prefer potato au gratin to grits.
5. You don't know what a moon pie is.
6. You've never had RC cola.
7. You've never eaten okra fried or boiled.
8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
9. You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've
seen are on road trips.
10. You have no idea what a polecat is.
11. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a
poodle.
12. You don't have bangs.
13. You'd rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.
14. More than 2 generations of your family have been kicked out
of the same prep school in Connecticut.
15. You'd rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to
get his own TV fishing show.
16. Instead of referring to 2 or more people as "y'all," you call
them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
17. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.
18. You've never planned your summer vacation around a
gun-n-knife show.
19. You think more money should go to important scientific
research at your university than to pay the salary of the head
football coach.
20. You don't have at least one can of WD-40 around the house.
21. The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone
from getting on an on-ramp to the highway.
22. You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed
stores.
23. The farthest south you've been is the perfume counter at
Neiman Marcus.
24. You call binoculars opera glasses.
25. You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the
side of the road and stopping.
26. You'd never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt.
27. You don't know what applique is.
28. You don't know anyone with 2 first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye
Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice, et al).
29. You don't have doilies, and you don't know how to make one.
30. You've never been to a craft show.
31. You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
32. You can do your laundry without quarters.
33. None of your fur coats are homemade.