A beer always goes down easy.

A beer can't interrupt.

A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.

A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.

A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.

A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.

A beer doesn't snore.

A beer doesn't sulk.

A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.

A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.

A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.

A beer never needs a shave.

A beer tastes good.

A beer will only come when you want it to.

A beer won't switch the TV channel.

A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.

A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.

A beer's life does not revolve around the football.

Having a beer can't make you pregnant.

Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.