0.0 = You can't even sing along with the air-raid siren.

 0.5 = You think "pitch" is something you do to a baseball.

 1.0 = You can tell the difference between rest notes and Kanji.

 1.5 = You know that Albinoni isn't a sea mollusk.

 2.0 = You can't wait for Romeo and Juliet to take their story
        to its tragic and well deserved conclusion.

 2.5 = You actually bought a copy of K-tell's "Greatest Opera Hits"

 3.0 = Your parents love Opera, you'll watch it if its on tv.

 3.5 = You've got tapes of complete operas hidden in your car.

 4.0 = You include quotes from operas in your usenet postings.

 4.5 = You think Mario Lanza got a raw deal.

 5.0 = You have season tickets to the MET's Mostly Mozart Festival

 5.5 = You have a plaster bust of Verdi on your toy piano.

 6.0 = You've memorized the fake french dialogue in Die Fledermaus.

 6.5 = You cry every time Mimi hides her cough from Ruldolfo.

 7.0 = You'd watch Andrea Chenier again.  :P

 7.5 = You actually like the Wagnarian style.

 8.0 = You actually believe in Turandot's beauty through her aria,
        despite visual evidence to the contrary.

 8.5 = You've got Wagner's Ring Cycle memoried... BOTH versions.

 9.0 = You've developed a better filing system than Kirshel's.
 9.5 = Kiri Te Kanawa thinks you're cute.
 9.6 = You think Dane Joan Sutherland is a sexy mama.
 9.7 = Pavarotti, Carrera and Domingo compete for your autograph.
10.0 = Caruso does cameos at your seance's.