-Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

    -Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over,
     the strings are attached.

    -Marriage is love.  Love is blind.  Therefore,marriage is an
     institution for the blind.

    -Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
     Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

    -Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two
     under the man's eyes.

    -Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

    -Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited
     forever.

    -Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :
             * The Engagement Ring
             * The Wedding Ring
             * The Suffe-Ring
             * The Endu-Ring

    -Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
             * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
               woman listens.
             * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
             * In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS
               listen.

    -It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
     eye-opener.

    -Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant
     with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the
     other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

    -It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them
     get MARRIED!

    -There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found
     himself married.  A year later he muttered something in his sleep
     and found himself divorced.

    -A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
     gives and the wife takes.

    -Son:    How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
     Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
     Son:    Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man
             doesn't know his wife until he marries.
     Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

    -There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I
     got married...and then it was too late!"

    -Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

    -They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
     love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

    -When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.  But when a
     ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

    -There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for
     her.  They got married, and now he is going through HELL.