10)Do you really think I'm as sexy as Mr. Spock?


9)I think the electricity between you and me is throwing off the experiment.


8)I like your Maxwell's Equations t-shirt.  I'd like it even better on my
  bedroom floor.


7)I'll see what I can do about your grade.  (TA's only)


6)You know what they say about the size of man's calculator.


5)I make excellent use of my hard drive.


4)I hear the junior physics laboratory is gorgeous by moonlight.


3)I always carry protection--You never know when a pen might leak.


2)Hey baby, what's your sine?


1)I don't need your number, I'll just finger you later.