10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next
morning - cold.

  9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five,
double-spaced, and written in a large font.

  8. New edition every two years in order to
limit reselling.

  7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten
because it wasn't cafeteria food.

  6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's
e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.

  5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were
roommates.

  4. The place where the end of the world occurs:
Finals, not Armageddon.

  3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain
bikes.

  2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert
for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions
and look like freshmen.

  1. Instead of God creating the world in six days
and resting on the seventh, He would have put it
off until the night before it was due and then
pulled an all-nighter.