10. You're right; we're billing way too much for this.

9. Bet you I can go a week without saying "synergy" or "value-added."

8. How about paying us based on the success of the project?

7. This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read.

6. Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.

5. I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that.

4. Implementation?  I only care about writing long reports.

3. I can't take the credit.  It was Ed in your marketing department.

2. The problem is, you have too much work for too few people.

1. Everything looks okay to me.