10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and
cucumbers.
9.  Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour
and a half.
8.  See if they could finally do the splits.
7.  See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong
ball 20 feet.
6.  Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5.  Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...
BEFORE closing time.
4.  Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be
ready for more without sleeping first.  (Yeah!)
3.  Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and
ask to have it recorded on video.
2.  Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts,
too...

And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they
woke up with a vagina...

1.  Finally find that damned G-spot.