10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy
for you.

 8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your
bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

 6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and you're not wearing a mask.

 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
and can't remember the rest.

 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full
of restraining orders.

 3. You have to carefully choose a costume
that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.

 1. You avoid going to houses where your
ex-wives live.