10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have
     had in the past.

 9. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

 8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

 7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

 6. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

 5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

 4. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb
    and have it hauled away.

 3. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

 2. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

     And the # ONE reason Christmas Trees are better than women

 1. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the
    back of your pickup truck.