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Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

 

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost 
in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
 
9.  God knew that one day Adam would require someone 
to locate and hand him the remote.
 
8.  God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf 
when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
 
7.  God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, 
or haircut appointment for himself.
 
6.  God knew Adam would never remember which night to put 
the garbage on the curb.
 
5.  God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never 
be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
 
4.  As the Keeper of the Garden, 
Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
 
3.  Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when 
God caught him hiding in the garden.
 
2.  As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
And the #1 reason why God created Eve...
1.  When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, 
scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"

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