10. It's the only Ivy you can't get to by taking I-95.
9. Their band takes itself seriously.
8. The state-school part of their tuition is much too low.
7. They have an entire building dedicated to the study of poultry viruses.
6. You have to walk uphill both ways. In the snow.
5. School of Hotel Administration. 'Nuff said.
4. That really happening Ithaca nightlife.
3. Their founder's first name was Ezra.
2. Their school song is named after a lake.
1. Jumping into the gorge counts as an athletic credit.