1.      People respect individuals who will fight with anyone.
2.      You can fight with several people at the same time and not be considered a pervert.
3.      You can fight in public and not be embarrassed.
4.      You spouse won't mind that you've fought members of the same sex.
5.      You can't get syphilis from kicking people in the throat.
6.      You can enter competitions of fighters and get trophies and prize money if your technique is good.
7.      You can't get a black belt in the kama sutra.
Copyright 1992, Richard Romanowski