10. I need to whip it out by 5.
      9. Mind if I use your laptop?
      8. Just stick it in my box.
      7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
      6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
      5. HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!
      4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
      3. It's an entry-level position.
      2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

      And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:

      1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!