1.  "I'm really keen to work for you - I hear the drugs are good."

2.  "I regret that I have no references.  Unfortunately every company I
     have worked for has since closed down."

3.  "I'll kill myself if I don't get a job."

4.  "I know where you live."

5.  Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted."

6.  "I'm really tall, so I think I'd be well suited to this job."

7.  Happy faces.

8.  "By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters."

9.  "My turn-ons include..."

10. "I'm confident that I'll get this job.  God told me."