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The Turkey Stuffer's Poem

 

He laid her on the table,
So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast,
Then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous
cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands, stretched out his arms,

And then..........














he stuffed the turkey!

This article was added to LaughNet on Tuesday 18 July, 2006.


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