1) In order to score a player must land his cock in his opponents
     court.
  
  2) Players may only handle the cock before serving or after scoring.
  
  3) If a player does not get the cock into his opponents court for any
     reason then he does not score and cannot try again until he has service
     again.
 
  4) Damaged cocks should not be used as this can cause irritation to
     the court surface.
  
  5) Rubber covers are advised for safety as they are about 99% less
     likely to damage the court.
  
  6) Courts with warn or damaged patches should not be used for at least
     two  weeks.
  
  7) If while playing the cock lands out of the court the players should
     clean up and carry on with the game unless they are too tired.
  
  8) The type of cock and size of court should not affect players
     enjoyment of the game.
  
  9) Large courts are not advisable for play as generally they have been
     overused in the past.
  
  10) If the opponent is not ready to receive a service for any
      reason,play should be suspended.
  
  11) To aid play the players should keep an eye on the cock and court
      at all  times.
  
  12) To increase service length the server can use a different type of
      raquet this is more likely to stimulate interesting play.
  
  13) If the game does not envolve mixed singles then the area of play
      should be changed.
  
And always remember if you serve too high the cock may get stuck in the
lights!