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The New Rush Job Calender

 

Neg Fri Fri Fri Thu Wed Tue
8 7 6 5 4 3 2
16 15 14 12 11 10 9
23 22 21 20 19 18 17
32 30 28 27 26 25 24
39 38 37 36 35 34 33

* This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush
jobs are wanted yesterday. With this calendar, a job can be
ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd.

* Most jobs are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays
in every week.

* There are eight new days added to each month to allow for
end-of-the-month panic jobs.

* There is no 1st of the month -- thus avoiding late delivery of the
previous month's last-minute panic jobs.

* Monday morning hangovers are abolished together along with
non-productive Saturdays and Sundays.

* A new day, Negotiation Day, has been introduced keeping the
other days free for un-interrupted panic.

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