by Alan Meiss, ameiss@indiana.edu
   
 
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| Are there| No  | Are there | "What's a  | Are there clothes | No  |  Buy  |
|clothes in|----]|clothes in |  hamper?"  | strewn in random  |----]|  more |
| dresser? |     |the hamper?|-----------]|piles on the floor?|     |clothes|
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     | Yes             | Yes                       | Yes
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     V
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| Take whatever |
|   is on top   |
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     V                    V                        |
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|   Is   |----------]| Perform | "Ohmigosh"  |  Spray    |
|   it   | Not sure  |  smell  |------------]|   with    |
| clean? |----------]|  test   |             | deodorant |
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     | Yes                | "Not bad"
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     V
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|For underwear:| "Which ones are  |Will they| "I may get   |Place item on|
|Are there many|   for my legs?"  |   be    |  arrested."  | dirty pile; |
|    holes?    |-----------------]| visible?|-------------]| start over  |
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     | No                              | No
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     V
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|  Is it  | Yes  |   Do you   | Yes  |But would you rather have a tick on|
|wrinkled?|-----]|really care?|-----]|  your eyeball than iron a shirt?  |
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     | No              | No                           | Yes
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     V
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|  Does  |-----------------]| Is it | No  | Seek the|
|   it   | "Does it what?"  |  dark |----]|advice of|
| match? |-----------------]|  out? |     | a female|
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     | Yes                      | Yes
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     V
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|  Put on  |
| clothes! |
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