ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular
       person.

    LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not
       entirely choosy people meet.

    DATING - the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time,
       and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't
       especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less
       in the future.

    BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as
       swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom,
       and dating repulsive men or spending time around children.

    EASY - a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals
       of a man.

    PRIG - a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin
       until married.

    EYE CONTACT - a method utilized by a single woman to communicate
       to a man that she is interested in him.  Despite being advised to
       do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the
       eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
       fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

    FRIEND - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who
       has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally
       unappealing.

    INDIFFERENCE - a woman's feeling towards a man, which is
       interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

    INTERESTING - a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him
       do all the talking.

    IRRITATING HABIT - what the endearing little qualities that
       initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few
       months together.

    LAW OF RELATIVITY - how attractive a given person appears to be
       is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.

    NYMPHOMANIAC - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex
       more often than he does.

    FRIGID - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less
       often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting
       her nightgown.

    SOBER - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in
       love.

    NAG - a man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with
       him than just intercourse.