5 Digit Disco 
Buzzing the honey hole 
Backslappin' Betty 
Bailing out the Gravy Boat 
Beaver bashin' 
Bouncing the bearded clam 
Buffing the box 
Buffing the jewel 
Buttering up the whisker biscuit 
Clam twiddlin' jamboree 
Critter crammin' 
Damming the beaver 
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone 
Diddling miss daisy 
Diggin' for clams 
Digitis Erectus 
Fingering the fountain 
Flicking the minnow 
Friday night lip service 
Frosting the muffin of love 
Giving yourself the finger 
Going for the gooey duct 
Impeaching Bush 
Juicing the clam 
Let your fingers do the walking 
Lip smacking 
Menage a'moi 
Petting the kitty 
Piddly Diddler 
Playing the squeezebox 
Pokin' the pie 
Polishing the little pink pearl 
Pumping the kooter 
Punchin' the chipmunk 
Reading in Braille 
Riding the clitorisauras 
Romancing thy own 
Roughing up the suspect 
Self-guided tuna boat tour 
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose 
Spanking Lucy 
Stroking the newt 
Ticklin' the taco 
Tissue tickling 
Twirling the pearl 
Unbuttoning the fur coat 
Warming the wrist rocket