(...I want my ATM...)

(...I want my ATM...)

(...I want my ATM...)


Now look at them techs that's the way you do it

You put your packets on the ATM

If that ain't workin' TAXI's the way to do it

Sonnet for nothin' and switches for free

Ah now its working and we UDP it

Lemme tell ya them hubs ain't dumb

Maybe get a BOOTP on your token ring

Maybe get a ICMP on your lan


We gotta install microwave links

Custom router deliveries

We gotta bridge these AARPs

We gotta learn this spanning tree


See the engineer with the Sparc and the NeXTstep

Yeah buddy that's his own pair

That engineer got his own fibre cable

That engineer he's on the air


We gotta install mircowave links

Custom router deliveries

We gotta bridge these AARPs

We gotta bridge this spanning tree


I shoulda learned to network a Commodore

I shoulda learned to play that Pong

Linux that PC, it's stickin collisions in the cable

Man we watch those servers run

Now here's an odd frame, what's that? Mail bouncing?

Bangin' on the net like a crazed newbie

If that ain't workin' TAXI's the way to do it

Get your sonnet for nothin' get your switch for free


We gotta install mircowave links

Custom router deliveries

We gotta bridge these AARPs

We gotta bridge this spanning tree, FORIL


If that ain't workin' TAXI's the way to do it

You put your packets on the ATM

Ah now its working and we TCP it

Sonnet for nothin' and your switches for free

Sonnet for nothin' and switches for free.