Some 40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women,
up from almost none a year ago.
-- Detroit News article

Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee
--  Toronto Star headline

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--  Entrepreneur Magazine ad

Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out
--  The Tallahassee Bugle

Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs
--  The Anchorage, Alaska Times

Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming
--  The New Haven, Connecticut Register

Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters
--  The Tallahassee Democrat

Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again?  Absolutely!
--  The Houston Chronicle

Governor's Penis Busy [should be "Pen Is"]
--  The New Haven, Connecticut Register

Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son
--  The Arkansas Plainsman

Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands
--  Bangor Maine News

Starr Aghast At First Lady Sex Position
--  The Washington Times

Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal
--  The Bosnia Bugle

Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow
--  Newsday

Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax
--  San Antonio Rose

Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-free
--  Chicago Daily News

Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders
--  The Miami Herald