A computer was something on t.v.
 from a science fiction show of note
 A window was something you hated to clean
 and ram was the cousin of a goat

 Meg was the name of my girlfriend
 and gig was a job for the nights
 now they all mean different things
 and that really mega bytes

 An application was for employment
 A program was a t.v. show
 A cursor used profanity
 A keyboard was a piano

 Memory was something that you lost with age
 A CD was a bank account
 And if you had a 3" floppy
 you hoped nobody found out

 Compress was something you did to the garbage
 Not something you did to a file
 And if you unzipped anything in public
 you'd be in jail for awhile
 Log on was adding wood to the fire
 Hard drive was a long trip on the road
 A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
 And a backup happened in your commode

 Cut you did with a pocket knife
 Paste you did with glue
 A web site was a spider's home
 and a virus was the flu

 I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
 And the memory in my head
 I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
 But when it happens they wish they were dead!