Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue

Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering
courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and
females understand each other better.  Attendance in at least 10 of the
following is required.

1.   Combatting The Impulse To Nag
2.   You Can Change The Oil Too
3.   PMS - Learning To Sleep Over At Mother's
4.   How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug
5.   We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas (Just Wear The Sexy Lingerie I
     Gave You) 
6.   Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness
7.   How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch
     Football 
8.   Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have
     Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around
9.   How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach
     His Slop 
10.  How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right
11.  Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself
12.  Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right
12.  Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial
     Responsibility 
13.  You, The Whining Sex
14.  Reasons To Give Head To Your Man
15.  How To Stay Awake During Sex And Imagine That It Lasted For Over 
     10 Minutes 
16.  Why It Is Unacceptable To Talk About Feminine Hygiene In Mixed
     Company 
17.  Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
18.  A. You Can Use A Bed For More Than Just Sleep
     B. It's Okay To Do It Outside Of The Bedroom
19.  If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother 
20.  How To Close The Garage Door
21.  If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation 
22.  How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia 
23.  Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank
24.  Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation
25.  How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By
     Himself 
26.  Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend
27.  Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous
28.  How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
29.  You Too Can Carry A Backpack
30.  Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who
     Complain About You The Most
31.  Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of
     Men 
32.  Dress Like A Slut And Put On Something Sexy - Why It Won't Ruin
     Your Brain 
33.  Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving
34.  Apologizing For Farting When You're On The Toilet Is Not Necessary
35.  How To Remain Femininely Enticing And Attractive After Menopause
36.  How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste