Q: It had a plush nest, females galore, and spent most of its time near 
the water, but it couldn't fly and is now extinct -- what is it?
A: The Dodi!

Q: How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
A: They found her Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

Q: Why did they find Princess Diana's lipstick on the steering wheel?
A: She was blowing the horn.

Q: What was the one thing Princess Diana liked more than a wealthy Egyptian?
A: A big Pole.

Q:  What do you call an extinct animal that can't drive?
A:  A Dodi!

Q:  What was the last thing to go through Diana's mind?
A:  The engine block.


Q:  Did you hear about the new drink?
A:  The Diana Wallbanger.


Q:  Did you hear Diana was all over the radio?
A:  ...and all over the dashboard, and the windshield.....etc...