10.  Doves released during opening ceremonies are promptly shot by the
crowd and sold as concession snacks.

9.  In an amazing coincidence, every proposed Olympic venue turns out
to be owned by the former-Governor.

8.  The Big Event?  The 100m Sisterchase!

7.  Instead of shooting at boring targets, archers take aim at
muskrats and coyotes.

6.  Urine drug test transformed into "Distance Pissin Competition."

5.  Olympic Village replaced with Olympic Trailer Park.

4.  Awards of gold, silver and bronze medals replaced by award of
gold, silver and bronze teeth.

3.  Opening Ceremony reduced to local with a Lynyrd Skynyrd tape and a
trunk full of bottle rockets.

2.  Hometown favorites falter in gymnastics competitions due to all
them extra toes.

And the NUMBER ONE potential problem with an Arkansas Olympic Games...

1.  Two words: Billy Bobsledding.