Well, in this enlightened age, all humans should endeavour to become more
tolerant of others.  And what better way to learn how to become tolerant than
through the wonderful institution of Political Correctness.  It is totally
voluntary to sign up for as many of these courses as you wish.  However, if
you do not, you are showing yourself to be a neo-nazi skinhead.

Please note that each course is separated into its own unique department,
to provide more of the wonderful feeling of diversity and communal acceptance
that Political Correctness embodies.  The exact list of course departments is:

AFAU  =  African-American Understanding
HSAU  =  Hispanic-American Understanding
ASAU  =  Asian-American Understanding  
NAAU  =  Native-American Understanding
MWU   =  Modern Womyn's Understanding

WMH   =  White Male Hatred


Below, you will find a brief listing of the major courses offered here at PCU.
The list is by no means complete, and we urge all oppressed minorities to
submit their requests for additional courses.  White Males may only submit
courses if the requested courses uphold a minorities' rights, thoughts, and
opinions.

  Undergraduate Coursework:
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Males:  The Destructive Sex (WMH-100).  Professor: Dr. Cut M. Ov.  This course
  starts by laying the foundation for an accepting life, by showing all the
sinister evils that males have done throughout history, and continue to do
today.  Field work includes burning white males in effigy.  6 credits

Womyn:  The Oppressed Sex (MWU-100).  Professor:  Dr. Ira Marie Plezeed.  This
  wonderful course shows the beauty and strength of the modern womyn, and
  shows students how to understand womyn and how to avoid offending said
  gender.  No field work.  3 credits

Native-Americans:  Victims of the Industrial Revolution.  Professor:  Dr.
  Comizar Ukse Nist.  This course demonstrates, through the wonderful new
  techniques developed by the Doctor just for this course, how the Native
  Americans have been browbeaten at the hands of the white males, and discusses
  possible ways that the males can pay back their debts to right this terrible
  injustice.  No field work.  3 credits