We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes
about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and
makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to
the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream
cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will
be on are side.

We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this
pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as
much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't
get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make
up jokes about you and we will laff.

        Sined by the blonds at the ofise
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(sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)