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New Built-in Orderly Organized Knowlege Device Hits The Market

 

 Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device
 (BOOK).  The BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology:
 No wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected
 or
 switched on.  It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just
 lift
 its cover!

 Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an
 armchair by the fire -- yet it is powerful enough to hold as much
 information as a CD-ROM disc. Here's how it works...

 Each BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper
 (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of
 information.

 These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a
 binder
 which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. Opaque Paper
 Technology  (OPT) allows manufacturers to use both sides of the sheet,

 doubling the information density and cutting costs in half. Experts
 are divided on the prospects for further increases in information
 density; for now BOOKs with more information simply use more pages.
 This makes them thicker and harder to carry, and has drawn some
 criticism from the mobile computing crowd.

 Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into

 your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The
 BOOK
 may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. The BOOK
 never crashes and never needs rebooting, though like other display
 devices it can become unusable if dropped overboard. The "browse"
 feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or

 backward as you wish.  Many come with an "index" feature, which
 pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant
 retrieval.

 An optional "BOOKmark" accessory allows you to open the BOOK to the
 exact place you left it in a previous session -- even if the BOOK has
 been
 closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus, a single
 BOOKmark can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers.

 Conversely, numerous BOOKmarks can be used in a single BOOK if the
 user wants to store numerous views at once. The number is limited only

 by the number of pages in the BOOK.

 You can also make personal notes next to BOOK text entries with an
 optional programming tool, the Portable Erasable Notation Cryptic
 Intercommunication Language Stylus (PENCILS) or the Permanent
Entry Notation System (PENS).

 Portable, durable, and affordable, the BOOK is being hailed as the
 entertainment wave of the future. The BOOK's appeal seems so certain
 that
 thousands of content creators have committed to the platform.  Look
 for a
 flood of new titles soon.

This article was added to LaughNet on Wednesday 27 April, 2005.


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