NASA astronomers, using the Hubble space telescope, have 
discovered a giant black hole in the United States with a 
tremendous sucking force that makes matter disappear. They have 
termed it the I.R.S. 
        "We were shocked to not only find a black hole on earth 
but one of such magnitude of sucking.  It seems that anything 
that matters is drawn into it's over-reaching powers," said a 
NASA researcher.  NASA intends to conduct further study of the 
I.R.S. black hole to determine the cause of such a disruptive 
force. 
        "We don't want to create unnecessary alarm until we know 
more about it, but whatever is behind this I.R.S. phenomenon has 
the potential to disrupt the lives of hundreds of millions of 
Americans," the researcher said.