1- When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it 
     to happen.
 
2- When you get to the point where your eally understand your 
     computer, then it's probably obsolete.
 
3- The first place to look for information is in the section of the  manual
     where you least expect to find it.

4- When the going gets tough, upgrade.

5- For every action there is an equal and opposite malfunction

6- To err is human... to really screw things up royally requires a  computer.
 
7- He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
 
8- A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have  evolved
    from a simpler system that worked just fine.

9- The No. 1 cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
 
10- A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what
       you want it to do.