~ For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
 
 ~ To err is human... to blame your computer for your mistakes is
   even more human; in fact it is downright natural.
 
 ~ He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
 
 ~ If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer.
 
 ~ A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have
   evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
 
 ~ The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
 
 ~ A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but
   rarely what you want it to do.
 
 ~ When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant
   it to happen.
 
 ~ When you get to the point where you really understand your
   computer, it's probably obsolete.
 
 ~ The first place to look for information is in the section of
   the manual where you least expect to find it.
 
 ~ When the going gets tough, upgrade.
 
 ~ When you need to send an email quick, that's when the modem
   won't connect!