NOVEMBER IS OFFICIAL MIDGET MONTH!!

November has been selected as official midget month and in China
the "Year of the Midget" has begun.   To celebrate this wonderful
occasion, I'm here to offer you a few items at a very low, once in a
lifetime, price.  Books, video tapes, games, and many more items
to choose from!

BOOKS
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* 101 Ways To Cook A Midget - One of the most complete cookbooks
  on midgets.   Contains recipes from many famous chefs.  There are a
  few favorites from Martha Stewart Living.  Enjoy favorites like
  "Midget on a Stick", "Lobster Midget", and "Deep Fried Midget".
  Only $9.95   Order code #112

* Raising Midgets For Fun And Profit - A step by step guide to raising
  midgets, from feeding to selling.  Tips for just enjoying midgets
  are found on every page!  Only $11.95
  Order code #113

* 101 Fun Things To Do With A Midget - A comical collections
  of things to do with a midget to spice up that boring evening.
  "...Midget kicking, see how far you can kick that sucker!"
  Only $2.50   Order code #116


VIDEOS
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* Those Crazy Midgets - A collection of funny videos of midgets and
  the crazy misfortunes they encounter.  See midgets fall into the
  lion's den, get hit by a car, thrown from a moving bus.... Two Hours
  of non stop laughter!!   Only $5.95
  Order code #114

* Field Cleaning A Midget - A true sportsman guide to field cleaning
  a midget after it has been shot.  (If you know how to gut and clean
  a pot belly pig, you'll have no trouble with midgets).  Only $3.56
  Order code #115

GAMES
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* Midget Bowling - A new rage sweeping the country.  Don't use a ball
  to knock down ten pins, sling a midget down the lane!  Contains a list
  of all USA Bowling Centers (AMF & Brunswick) that now offer leagues
  for Midget Bowling.    Only $5.75           Order Code #621


* Catch The Greasy Midget - The game that is quickly replacing "Pin the
  tail on the donkey"!  Fun for the entire family.  No matter what
  your age, "Catch The Greasy Midget" will have you in stitches!
  Watch grandpa grab the midget's ankle, the midget squeals and slips
  away, the chase goes on!   It'll have you doubling over with
  laughter!!      Only $19.95   Order Code #213


MIDGET ORDERING
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You too can have your very own Midget!  Select from many different
breeds.  Buy 2 get the 3rd free!  Order now and we'll send you, at no
extra cost, a video tape on training your midget.

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