How do bankruptcy lawyers make money?

Why is it when a girl says "you're going too far",
it means you are getting too close?

If bankers can count, why do they have eight windows and only four tellers?

What was going through the Mind of the First Person ever to Pull on a Cow's
Udder?

Why is "Abbreviation" such a long word?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to
drown too?

Do witches run spell checkers?

Why does anyone bother phoning a Psychic Hotline...If they 
 are really psychic shouldn't they be calling you?

Why do they call them apartments when they are all close
together?

Why is it when you buy a parakeet at the pet store you only
get one?

Why is chili so hot?

Why do they have an expiry date on sour cream?

Why do they call a single T.V. a set?

Why do irons have a permanent press setting?

If vegetarians eat only vegetables what do humanitarians
 eat?

Why does the word blind have an 'I' in it?

How young can you be and still die of old age?

Why do wiseguy and wiseman have opposite meanings?

How much deeper would the ocean be if there weren't sponges
 living in it?

If GOD dropped acid would he see people?

If olive oil is made from olives what is baby oil made from?

If a fire fighter fights fires, what does a freedom fighter
 fight?

Why do you pay tolls on a Freeway?

Who puts the "Thin Ice" sign out there?

If you're a Kleptomaniac, is there something you can take
 for it?

Why don't Dry Beers make you thirsty after drinking them?

Why don't most people work on Labor Day?