Reprinted w/o permission from "The Way Things Ought To Be" --Rush Limbaugh.

THE PHILANDERER
        
(Sung by a Ted Kennedy sound alike to the tune of "The Wanderer")

Oh, well I'm the type of guy who would never settle down
Where pretty girls are, well you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I get so gosh darned hammerd I don't even know their names
'Cause I'm a philanderer, yes a philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around, around

Well my views are on the left, got a bimbo on the right
Only God will know where I'll be passing out tonight
And if you want to ask me which girl I love the best
I'll tear open my shirt, got mother Rosie on my chest
'Cause I'm a philanderer, yes a philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around, around

Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy, he likes to roam around
I'm never in one place, I wake from town to town
But when I find myself falling for some girl
I walk right in that car of mine and I take her for a whirl
Because I'm a Kennedy, yes I'm a Kennedy
The car skids round and round and round and round and round

KENNA-DAY-O

(Sung by Harry Belafonte sound-alike to the tune of
 "The Banana Boat Song (Day-O)"

Kenna-day, Kenna-day, Kenna-day, Kenna-day-ay-o
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Say Mr. Kennedy put back your banana
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Uncle Ted is naked out on the veranda
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Late one night down in Palm Beach town
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Brought young girl back to the big compound
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Hormones.  Hormones.
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Kenna-day-o, Kenna-day-ay-o
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Up in Chappaquiddick Teddy looked for romance
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
JFK couldn't keep it in his own pants
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Kenna-day-o, Kenna-day-o
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Kenna-day-o, Kenna-day-o
Hormones are raging they won't leave us alone

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