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Jesus's Report Card

 

tudent: J. CHRIST  Form: III  Term: 1

SUBJECT       GRADE           TEACHER'S COMMENT

 Religion       D       To the question "Who made the world?" persisted in
                        answering 'My dad'.  Claims Bible originated from
                        the same source.

 English        D+      Tends to speak and write in archaic forms and uses
                        outmoded figures of speech.

 History        A       Excellent pupil of ancient and Religious History.

 Geography      C-      Assignment on 'Hot, dry lands' was excellent, but
                        shows little interest in the rest.  In geology,
                        keeps talking about the Rock of Ages instead of the
                        ages of Rock.

 Social         B+      Shows keen interest in social issues.
 Studies

 Mathematics    F       Lacks basics.  Keeps muttering about 'Three in one'
                        and 'I and the Father are one'.

 General        D       Lacks disipline - e.g., when asked to repeat the
 Science                the experiment for making hydrogen, claimed he knew
                        a better way.

 Graphic        D       Prefers to draw with a stick in the sand to pencil
 Communication          and paper.

 Consumer       C+      Interesting ideas about alternative life style:
 Education              Something about living like sparrows and lilies of
                        the fields...too impractical.

 Art Craft      B       Obviously has imagination and creativity, a good
                        potter - likes working with dirt and water.

 Material       A       Excellent in woodwork section.  Obviously receives
 Studies                help and stimulation at home.

 Music/         B+      A keen member of the school choir. On occasions can
 Drama                  be frighteningly dramatic.

 Community      A       Keenly interested in all aspects of communtiy.
 Living

 Physical       D-      A trouble maker - e.g. during the learn-to-swim
 Education              campaign insisted on trying to walk across the pool.

 Health         A       Shows a remarkable aptitude for first aid Classes
                        and knowledge of the body.

CLASS TEACHER'S COMMENT: This boy has a very unhealthy tendency to form
gangs.  He has organized twelve of his friends into a gang and is seen
constantly in the company of the children of publicans and sinners.  He
needs to be more selective in his choice of friends.  Also, he should learn
to keep his hair at a tidy length and not wear sandals with the school
uniform.  -- Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes
your smile can be the source of your joy.

This article was added to LaughNet on Sunday 07 August, 2005.


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