Important laws of life

The law of avoiding oversell -
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

The law of common sense -
Never accept a drink from a urologist.

The law of self sacrifice -
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

Boob's law -
You always find something in the last place you look.

Weiler's law -
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Law of probable dispersion -
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Law of volunteer labour -
People are always available for work in the past tense.

Conway's law -
In any organisation there is one person who knows what is going on.
That person must be fired.

Iron law of distribution -
Them that has, gets.

Law of cybernetic entomology -
There is always one more bug.

Law of drunkenness -
You can't fall off the floor.

Heller's law -
The first myth of management is that it exists.

Osborne's law -
Variables won't; constants aren't.

Main's law -
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.