I'm sorry that you haven't gotten much email from me lately.  
It's because I'm tired. For a couple years I've been blaming 
it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen 
other maladies. But now I found out the real reason. I'm 
tired because I'm overworked.
 
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million 
are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. 
 
There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do 
the work.  Of this there are 29 million employed by the 
federal government. This leaves 19 million to do the work.
 
Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million 
to do the work.
 
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State 
and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
 
There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do 
the work.
 
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two 
people to do the work.
 
You and me.
 
And you're sitting there reading humor email. No wonder I'm 
tired; I'm the doing ALL of the work myself.