IBT: a five dollar hooker 

IBT: a Jehova's Witness at Doors Unlimited 

IBT: handicapped parking at the Special Olympics 

IBT: a prostitute in a prison 

IBT: a whorehouse on nickel night 

IBT: a cat trying to cover turds on a marble floor 

IBT: a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest 

IBT: Sleazy Suzan on a Saturday night 

IBT: mustard trying to ketchup 

IBT: a one-legged basketball player 

IBT: Michael Jackson in a day care center 

IBT: a dog with two dicks 

IBT: Richard Simmons on a fat farm 

IBT: a two-peckered billy-goat 

IBT: a black L.A. hooker in Hugh Grant's BMW 

IBT: a monkey trying to fuck a football 

IBT: a toilet in Grand Central Station 

IBT: a gopher on a golf course 

IBT: a bar of soap at San Quentin