IBM:  It's Being Mended
IBM:  Inmense Ball of Muck
IBM:  I Believe in Memorex
IBM:  It's Better than Macintosh!
IBM:  Idiots Built Me
IBM:  Intense Bowel Movement
IBM:  Inferior But Marketable?
IBM:  I've Been Mislead ... into thinking IBMs and compatable are worth the money.
IBM:  It's Better Manually
IBM:  Infinitly Better Macintosh
IBM:  Indefinitly Boggled Machine
IBM:  I Bought a Mac
IBM:  I Blame Microsoft.
IBM:  I Bought Macintosh
IBM:  I'll Buy Macintosh
IBM:  I've Been Moved
IBM:  I've Been Mugged
IBM:  Incontinent Bowel Movement
IBM:  Identical Blue Men
IBM:  Idiotic Bit Masher
IBM:  Idiots Become Managers
IBM:  Ignorant Buttfucking Morons
IBM:  Incompatible Business Machines
IBM:  Incredibly Boring Machine
IBM:  Infernal Bloody Monopoly
IBM:  Institute of Black Magic
IBM:  Intercourse Beats Masturbation
IBM:  Internal Beaurocratic Mess
IBM:  International Brotherhood of Magicians
IBM:  Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches
IBM:  It'll Be Messy
IBM:  It's Backwards, Man
IBM:  Itty Bitty Machines
IBM:  Itty Bitty Morons
IBM:  Immense Bowel Movement
IBM:  It Barely Moves
IBM:  I Buy Mainframes