What To Say To Break Up With Someone Whose Occupation Is...

     
A(n)...                              Say To Him/Her, "Our relationship has

armchair athlete without a job       been shut out 45 to 0 
astronomer                           been a black hole."
banker/accountant                    gone bankrupt."
bartender                            been on the rocks."
boxer                                been K.O.'d."
bus driver                           reached the end of the line."
carpenter                            had a sinking foundation."
doctor                               been malpracticed."
economist                            been in a ten year recession."
electrician                          been short circuited."
engineer                             been miscalculated."
fireman                              been burned to the ground."
football player                      been fumbled at the one yard line."
geologist                            been taken for granite."
lawyer                               been given the death penalty."
mathematician                        been taken to the limit."
milkman                              gone sour."
miner                                gone bust."
opera star                           reached its grand finale."
personnel worker                     been terminated."
physicist                            lacked harmonic motion."
pilot                                lost power in all its engines."
policeman                            copped out."
politician                           been impeached."
programmer                           been core dumped."
race car driver                      run its course."
sailor                               lost at sea."
soldier                              been wiped out."
teacher                              flunked out."
truck driver                         overturned on our highway of life"