And the darkness was upon the face of the workers, and they spoke among 
themselves saying, "It is a crock of sh*t, and it stinketh."  And the workers 
went to their supervisors and saith, "It is a pail of dung and none may abide 
the odor thereof," and the supervisors went to their managers and saith unto 
them, "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none 
may abide it."  And the managers went unto their directors and saith, "It is a 
vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."  And the directors 
spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another "It contains that which aids 
plant growth, and it is very strong."  And the directors went unto the vice 
presidents and saith unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful."  
And the vice presidents went unto the president and saith unto him, "This new 
plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company and these 
areas in particular."  And the president looked upon the plan, and saw that it 
was good, and the plan became policy....and THAT is how sh*t happens.