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Hooked On Ebonics

 

Leroy is a 20 year old 9th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

  1. FORCLOSE - If I pay alimony this mont, I'll have no money forclose.
  2. RECTUM - I had two cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both.
  3. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
  4. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house.
  5. PENIS - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
  6. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said, man that looks fake. He said, bullshit, that watch Israel.
  7. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give dat catacomb.
  8. UNDERMINE - There a fine lookin hoe living in the apartment undermine.
  9. ACOUSTIC - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.
  10. IRAQ - When we got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.
  11. STAIN - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?
  12. SELDOM - My cousin gave me tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.
  13. HONOR - At the rape trial the judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?
  14. ODYSSEY - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on that hoe.
  15. AXE - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.
  16. TRIPOLI - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli.
  17. FORTIFY - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.
  18. INCOME - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.

This article was added to LaughNet on Sunday 07 August, 2005.


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