The   reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't   accept your dog's admiration as conclusive  evidence that you
are  wonderful.
-Ann   Landers

If  there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to  go where
they  went.
-Will  Rogers

There  is  no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy  licking your  face.
-Ben  Williams

A  dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than  he loves
himself.
-Josh  Billings

The  average dog is a nicer person than the  average  person.
-Andy  Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
   And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has
ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and  always have to mix love and  hate.
-Sigmund   Freud

I   wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult.
-Rita  Rudner