Reach in and grab the giblets.

Whew, that's one terrific spread! 

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 

Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.

Talk about a huge breast!

"and he forced his way into the end zone..." 

She's 5000 pounds fully inflated 
and it takes 15 men to hold her down.

It's Cool Whip time!!!! 

If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst! 

It must be broken, 
cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!