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Marriage is good deal like taking bath - not so hot once you get used to it.

Absent-minded nurse is one who makes patient without disturbing bed.

High fidelity is a drunk who goes home regularly to his wife.

Marriage is like long banquet with the dessert served first.

Slip cover is maternity dress.

Kiss is upper persuasion for lower invasion.

Cow who gets divorce got bum steer.

Nudists are people who go in for altogetherness.

Girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Farmer who can't keep hands off wife better fire them.

If you want a youthful figure, ask a woman her age.

Fellow who lose girl, forget where he laid her.

You never know how a girl will turn out until her folks turn in.

Aviatrix who fly upside down sure to have crackup.

Shotgun wedding is case of wife or death.

Madam is someone for whom the belles toil.

Bird in hand is not as good as girl in bush.

A mistress is a cutie on the q.t.

Drive-in movie is wall to wall car-petting.

Woman's best asset, man's imagination.

Man with one track mind most likely possesses dirt track.

It is very easy to lie with straight face, but it's nicer to lie with curved body.

Man will often take girl to some retreat in order to make advances.

Good resolution is like many a modern girl, easy to make but hard to keep.

Boy who know love from A to Z, always make girl say: OH!

Sex is most fun you can have without laughing.

Eunuch not strange creature, just a man cut out to be a bachelor.

The best years of a woman's life usually counted in man hours.

Vicious circle is a wedding ring.

Next thing to a beautiful girl, sleep is the most wonderful thing in the world.

Money is poor man's credit card.

I know a girl who started out with a little slip and ended up with a whole new wardrobe.

Executive suite better known as sugar daddy.

This article was added to LaughNet on Sunday 07 August, 2005.

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