Antisocial Farter:  One who excuses himself and farts in complete
                    privacy.

Amiable Farter:  One who loves the smell of other peoples' farts.

Athletic Farter:  One who farts at the slightest exertion.

Bruise Farter:  One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his
                butt cheeks.

Dishonest Farter:  One who farts and then blames the dog or the kid.

Environmental Farter:  One who farts regularly but is truly concerned
                       about air pollution.

Foolish Farter:  One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

Female (Dishonest) Farter:  They let you think they don't fart until
                            you marry them.

Honest Farter:  One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason
                for it.

Impudent Farter:  One who farts loudly and then laughs.

Lean Farter:  One who has to lean to one side to let a fart out.

Intellectual Farter:  One who determines from the smell of his
                      neighbor's fart precisely the latest food 
                      item he consumed.

Miserable Farter:  One who would truly love to but can't fart at all.

Musical Farter:  One who farts and you can name that tune.

Nervous Farter:  One who stops in the middle of a fart.

Poop-Toot:  One whose farts let him know when a poop is coming
            through the tunnel.

Proper Farter:  One who always tries to punctuate his farts, Borga
                style.

Proud Farter:  One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.

Sadistic Farter:  One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed covers
                  over his bed mate's head.

Scientific Farter:  One who tries to determine what caused the fart.

Sensitive Farter:  One who farts and then bursts into tears.

Shy Farter:  One who releases silent farts and then blushes.

Snob Farter:  One who thinks their poop doesn't smell but whose farts
              give them away.

Strategic Farter:  One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.

Syllable Farter:  One who only lets one puff at a time.

Thrifty Farter:  One who always has several farts in reserve.

Unfortunate Farter:  One who tries awfully hard to fart but poops
                     instead.

Vain Farter:  One who loves the smell of his own farts.