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Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Noah's Ark

   1.. Don't miss the boat.
 
   2.. Remember that we are all in the same boat.
 
   3.. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
 
   4.. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do
  something really big.
 
   5.. Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be
  done.
 
   6.. Build your future on high ground.
 
   7.. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
 
   8.. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the
  cheetahs.
 
   9.. When you're stressed, float a while.
 
   10.. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
  professionals.
 
   11.. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow
  waiting.
 

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