"Since very few people seem to use it, why have it at all," says one.
In a small laboratory located in the Swiss Alps, scientists lauded the
discovery of a cure for the dreaded disease, Common Sense. Though only
afflicting about one percent of the earth's population, doctors believe it
will take at least ten years to manufacture and distribute enough of the
serum to wipe out the disease completely. We spoke with the head research
scientist on this project, Dr. Gregori Razzpuddin. We asked him what makes
this discovery so important. His reply: "After many years of studying human
behavior patterns, we determined it was easier to rid the population of
Common Sense than to attempt to teach it to those that choose not to use it.
Now everybody will have the same stupid and erratic behavior. The only
drawback is in the United States. The people at the Food and Drug
Administration say it could be at least twenty years before the serum can be
used there. Which makes no sense to us whatsoever."